Three men, an Italian, a Spanish and a French are applying for a job in Council of EU. Before the interview, they are advised that they will have to compose a sentence based on these three words: “green”, “pink” and “yellow”.

The Italian starts: “I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself: “I hope it will be a pink day.”
Then the Spanish gentleman: “I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.”
And finally the French: “I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone “green…green…”, pink up the phone and I say “Yellow?”